Sunday, November 13, 2011
Singing "Ew! ew! gross! gross!"
Caution: This is a scary story. Do not panic.
I opened my door and stepped into my room after a relaxing shower. As I closed my door something caught my eye. I dropped everything on the floor in horror. It was just hanging there, right in the middle of the room. It wasn't even moving. As I sang the song of "ew! ew! gross! gross!" I swiftly moved around it and grabbed a napkin. You can guess what happened next. I killed it. I killed the tiny beast with eight legs that dared to enter my dwelling. Spiders beware.